Friday’s Letters!!

Dear Mom, Happy Birthday!!!! These pictures were from 2 years ago on your birthday weekend.. in gorgeous Traverse City, Michigan! I’ve been dying to give you all your wonderful gifts I bought you!!! I’m so excited.. and kind of jealous since I totally want them.. all. I’m lucky to have such a fab mom! I love you!!

Dear Back, On this day 5 years ago… I hurt you. You’ve never let me live that down..

Dear Doctor Appointment At 9am, Please allow everything to be okay. Also please be good news.. as far as my Dr. being certified in the little thing I want done. OH.. and I can’t wait to hopefully get my damn prescription back since my Dr. has been filling out extra paper work for it.. blah blah blah. Meow.

Dear Batman Movie I Didn’t Want To See, You weren’t bad. There. I admitted it. But, Bane scared the crap out of me! I was also thinking about the horrifying shooting the entire time. So, on a serious note I want to send my prayers out to all of those effected by such a disgusting crime.

Dear Lucas Blaze, LUHH YOUUU! wink face. (Remember.. windows live writer makes my wink faces into stupid ones?) You looked so fab last Friday at the wedding.. and you made me slow dance with you!! Sometimes I feel even more amazed by you than normal..and lately that’s how I’m feeling. I also am missing you far too much! I wish we didn’t have to work and we could just do nothing.. but, I guess were working our asses off to fulfill our future plans.. living the American dream, eh?.. Threw in some Canadian lingo for all of my Canadian readers.

Dear Canadian Readers, I’m hoping you laughed at that and didn’t think I was making fun of you. I’m tired and not very funny right now. Sorry in advance.

Dear ADD/ADHD, PLEASE CALM YOURSELF. I know normally you are forced to be under control… but, without medication you’re like a bunch of children who consumed red bull… the super big red bull.. and maybe a mountain dew.

Dear Friday Letters On Thursday, Well… that happened for most blogs.. but, not mine. Sorry. I was M.I.A from the blog world.. then I started going through my reader and was like crap!! Must. Finish. Letters. NOW!..

Dear Bitchy Girls, Why must you be such downers? If your life sucks or if you don’t like someone.. why do you need to be so damn rude? Just keep moving along.. no need to bring down everyone in your path.

Dear Rob Patsomethingoranother A.K.A Hot Dude From Twilight, Good for you for leaving that hoe bag!! I know nothing about her. I know nothing about you.. well, wait.. maybe I do. I saw that 911 movie that I really liked and you were in it.. right? Well, you’re a good looking dude. ANYWAYS. No one should ever be cheated on. No one should ever stay with someone who cheated on them. Cheating is so damn disrespectful.

Dear Cheaters, I personally think that you’re disgusting. To be honest, I’d rather have a dude punch me in the face than cheat on me. Obviously, I’d leave him either way.. and I also don’t think it’s okay to punch someone in the face… but, I think cheating is the rudest and most embarrassing thing you can put someone through. If you don’t like someone anymore, tell them! If you’re going to kiss or have sex with someone else.. you better be calling your significant other and tell them that you’re too much of a filthy human to be in a relationship. Yes, I have been cheated on. No, I have never cheated. I’m not bitter.. I’d rather be alone than be with someone who wants to even for one kiss be with someone else. I just can’t understand this form of disrespect. Sorry for that rant.

Dear Lucas Blaze, Thank you for being on the same page with me about my letter on cheaters. We’ve both dated really super shitty people.. I’m so happy we found each other.

Dear Bloggy Friends, I really dig some of you! I know as each week goes by I seem to get fewer comments.. but I don’t care. I’ve been a blog slacker.. however, some of you are always commenting and always e-mailing.. and always instagraming.. I love you guys!

Dear New Pillow, TRUCKYEAH you get you’re own letter. You’re amazing. I want to rest my head on you ALL DAY!