The facts of me…

 

I hate sleeping. I will fight it until my body crashes & I fall asleep in the middle of something.

That’s me sleeping sitting up kind of after staying up at my friend’s apartment until 8 and out of no where I just fell asleep.

I make my dude tickle my back until I fall asleep… if he stops, I fake cry.

I’m paranoid that someone is hiding in my shower, in the back of my trunk, in my closet & in my basement.

I like to eat my food when it’s really, really hot.. I always burn the roof of my mouth.

I rarely listen to a song all the way through. If I really love a song I’ll listen to it 50 times on repeat.

I go to the bank at least once a week.. I hate cash.

My bed is heaven but, every few weeks I sleep on the couch for multiple nights in a row to watch our 70 inch t.v.

I suck at texting. I’ll read a text and then decide to respond later… but, I never do.

98% of the time I sleep with my make-up on. It’s hard enough to remember to take my contacts out.

People always tell me I look like certain people. I used to get Ashley from Bad Girls Club, Kate from Lizzy McGuire and now I get Audrina, Kelly from Saved by the Bell and a few others….

I love craft beer. Spending $30 on a 4-pack isn’t crazy. Fabulous beer + high alcohol content = more than worth it.

I have to set 15 alarms on my phone plus my iHome alarm.. and I still manage to turn them off in my sleep.

I’m an online child..ish. I’ve been overly spoiled (but, raised right) my entire life. But, I want at least 3 kids.

Speaking of kids, I have names picked out. The names are associated with Luke so I’m marrying him no matter what.

Chicken noodle soup puts me to sleep. It eat it before bed, often.

I have a caffeine addiction. I’m not even allowed to consume it because of health issues it caused. But, I do.

I’m terrified of snakes. Don’t show me a picture, don’t tell me a story.. I freak out. Bad.

Lucas used to have a tarantula. His name was Blaze (Luke’s middle name) and I didn’t mind him. Apparently you’re either really scared of snakes or spiders and not both. That was the case for me.

I love writing. LOVE it. My notes look like they’re typed.

My blue eyes are real. I wear contacts but, they’re not colored. I’m asked this daily.

I have 1 tattoo that says, “Trust Your Struggle”… I want so many more.

I’ve had stitches done without being numb. Thank you ER doctor for waiting over an hour after that numbing shot. If you think the numbing shot hurts, you are so wrong. I thought I was going to chew my arm off. But, that fabulous Dr. Evil told me, “You’re just feeling pressure.” Yeah, well I would of rather gave birth to a 12 pound baby.

I used to be terrified of needles until I was certified in phlebotomy. (Stitches incident happened after)

I used to work as a promo girl. But, waitressing pays better.

I’m obsessed with the Detroit Red Wings. And I have a huge crush on Dan Cleary. He likes me too.

I’m late for work by typing this. I’m actually always late for work when I work the morning shift. But, it’s not a big deal. Seriously, I’m not that much of a slacker.